Win a date with Bill Clinton!
This is almost as bad as Senator Ted Kennedy naming his dog “Splash.” In order to get his wife elected, Bill Clinton is generously offering to watch the debate with three luck Hillary donors. Bill explains:
There are two things in this world that I love more than anything else — my family and politics. So you can imagine just how fired up I get when Hillary is on the stage debating the issues that matter to our country.
So here’s an idea: why don’t you and I share that excitement together during an upcoming debate. Hillary’s campaign will pick three people — each invited with a guest to watch one of the upcoming presidential debates with me. We’ll sit down in front of a big TV with a big bowl of chips, watch the debate, and talk about the race. If you enter before the Sunday midnight deadline, you and a guest could be the ones to sit down with me to watch a presidential debate.
Following this awkward e-mail, Hillary writes:

H/T Wonkette
September 27th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
WTF??? I’m sure watching the debate isn’t all he plans to do? It’s going to be a re-run of his “Iowa three-way like it was yesterday”….kinda shindig.
Hopefully there aren’t any tables or desks for girls to hide under.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
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