Comments on: Jen Lancaster: Author, Diva, Killer of Dreams

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Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:27:57 +0000

[…] Jen Lancaster nicely sums up my feelings on New Year’s resolution and, specifically, people that ask for yours. Our failures are hard enough to admit to close friends. So, why do nosy strangers insist on asking? Jen writes on Jennsylvania.com: […]

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By: Jersey Mike

Jersey Mike — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 00:59:15 +0000

Well Ann Coulter is an idiot.. but even as a dem i read her stuff so i can understand the my counters view point. I love being liberal and open-minded but fiscially conservative at the same time. But I digress. Jen your first book was amazing, it was recommended to me by a porn star none the less! Funny when I got to your wedding story.. maybe he was at the hotel? Who knows. Anyway I think you’re great and a please. Please continue the good work and I will continue to support you, your literary quos, and your witty answers to insuffrable people.

By: Doctor G

Doctor G — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:03:42 +0000

The lib chicks lack sense of humor, apparently. Well, Jen, you won’t be invited to Harvard women’s studies department. You won’t nail a gig at Yale English department. You’re too brave for them. But how about, that , as respect for your wit, irony, and superior intellect, the dudes and I will set up one-day book club and read your book. Any American woman who bravely, and wittily, denounces the liberal ayatollah deserves not only respect but admiration. We shall buy your book, discuss its character development and compare it to the greatest, a.k.a. dead white men and women lit. Write another book. Please start the new literary revolution already. We’ve grown tired not of babe lit but of mass-produced lib realism disguised as chic manifesto. A conservative babe wearing Chanel, does her makeup, saluting the American flag while having an original opinion. That’s a protagonist for you. Bless you. Bring idealism back to American lit. How’s that for a new plot: An American babe teaching English lit in Oxford. She speaks Arabic. But she keeps it quiet. She had studied Arabic in high school and college. But to everyone else she’s aloof, she’s naive. But is she really. While lecturing about 19th English lit, and grading papers, she unravels a conspiracy plotted by Musl?m British to take over Oxford. All the papers written by those students are decoded. Who’s behind the plot, who’s assisting the terrorists. Yes, American professors from Harvard and Columbia. They had been trying to nail her down and destroy her. But she prevails. Her boyfriend betrays her. Society denounces her. She’s called racist. She’s called fascist. She ain’t givin’ up protecting democracy, though. Just imagine the plot, the imagery, the heightened prose. It’d get the New York Treason Times talkin’ about you. Ain’t you lucky. Throw in Elizabeth Browning poetry, throw in quotes from Virginia Woolf, Charles Dickens, dig up some reckless, trivial novel written by a 17th century babe –boy you’ve got a masterpiece here. Pulitzer Prize on your desk the next day. Well maybe not that. The prize is reserved only for deconstructed loyalist lib. But you shall be a best-seller. Ain’t that better than a frosted glass statue symbolizing hypocrisy, superficiality, and, perhaps most important, ingrained hatred. I figured if Ann recommends you, you must be good. Write more, we’ll buy it.

By: aliz

aliz — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:09:47 +0000

I would only hope that one day, Ann will somehow know my name.
You go, Jen!!

P.S. Next step: Buy your book!

By: Phillip

Phillip — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:23:07 +0000

ah yes..liberals of the open mind…”we want to discuss all views”..(just as long as they line up with OUR views)…far be it that a lib would actually want to learn anything different. I own and have read and re-read all of Ann’s books.
As of right now, the only way I will ever read any more books by Ann is if she continues to write them…at any rate, I thought a recent study showed that libs read more then normal people? Well I reckon she shot that theory all to hell.
I think it would have been ironic if she got so frustrated with this book that she burned it. These knucklehead libs have absolutely no sense of irony.

By: Quinn

Quinn — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:10:59 +0000

WOOHOO!!

yeah

By: steve

steve — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:12:29 +0000

2 great women with actual brains. If Ann’s is ok with you then your worth a read or is that a “double take.” Cheers.

By: Liz

Liz — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:24:17 +0000

I have not read the book but now I plan to. Sounds like a good read! Love the trinity reference! What is it with liberals who can’t spell or write and who seem to have lost their sense of humor?