Written by Lotus on Thursday, 10 of January , 2008 at 10:13 pm
All aboard the Straight Talk Express!
9 :10 p.m. After they’re done asking the candidates about whether we’re headed for a recession, let’s ask Greenspan about shaking hands and kissing babies.
IOTUS adds to the Debate Drinking Game this rule: Drink when an issue group is mentioned, i.e. Club for Growth.
9:16 p.m. Oh yeah, Fred Thompson is still in it. He just stood up for Giuliani. Take that McCain lovers! I’m not necessarily a Thompson supporter, but I do admire anyone that doesn’t want to run for president.
LOTUS Drinking Game Rule: Finish your drink when Reagan is mentioned.
9:18 p.m. Carl Cameron reminds us that no Republican has ever won the nomination without winning South Carolina. Cameron asks Huckabee about the Reagan Coaltion and whether he’s distanced himself from it. It sounds like Huckabee just gave the working definition for “compassionate conservatism.”
9:25 p.m. Romney: Knowing how America works is more important than knowing how Washington works.
9:26 p.m. Thompson puts the smack-down on Huckabee. Hot! Thompson says: That’s not the model of the Reagan revolution. That’s the model of the Democrat party.
It’s possible that Thompson is strong enough a candidate to wake up a dead campaign with one answer.
9:29 p.m. Giuliani says the Reagan revolution was about being inclusive. Tear down this wall and give me a hug!
Here come the foreign policy questions. McCain is getting antsy.
9:43 p.m. Romney accuses Paul of reading Ahmadinejad’s press releases. Cheers and Jeers. Paul appears to make some response and I’d love to know what it was.
9:45 p.m. McCain defends the surge. “Bringing the troops home is not going to be decided by any politician. It’s going to be decided by the man that should have been Time magazine’s Man of the Year, General David Petraeus.” McCain also claims to be the only one on the stage to support the surge. Giuliani calls him on it and says many of the people on the stage supported the surge. McCain counterpoint: Nuh uhhh!
LOTUS wonders how PJB would answer some of these questions. Time for the IOTUS and LOTUS’s texting comedy pyramid!
IOTUS: What would Patrick J. Buchanan Do?
LOTUS: PJB is my homeboy.
IOTUS: PJB is my copilot.
LOTUS: PJB loves me this I know, ’cause the Bible tells me so.
IOTUS: What a friend we have in PJB. He walks with me. He talks with me and tells me I am his own.
LOTUS: When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand it is when PJB carried you.
IOTUS concedes, LOTUS wins.
10:15 p.m. Oh, these guys are still talking. Giuliani just listed his foreign policy credentials. McCain answers: I did it not for profit, for patriotism.
Giuliani did it all for the nookie. (That could be the wine talking.)
10:25 p.m. McCain says his immigration bill failed because it was so awesome that the American people were afraid that it wouldn’t be enforced. McCain recalls a serviceman’s wife who was in endangered of being deported. Uh, if they’re married, why is she in danger of being deported? I’ve heard McCain bring this up before. This is akin to the pro-abortion people that talk about the 11-year-old girl who was raped by her father and then became pregnant. What about her?!?!?!? Ugh…
It’s over. I think the edge goes to Fred Thompson. What are your thoughts?
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