Rules for the Cleveland Showdown
Courtesy of my good friend IOTUS, below are the Drinking Game Rules for tonight’s MSNBC debate with Senators Clinton and Obama. (I’d give anything to see MSNBC’s Pat Buchanan ask the questions.)
Drink one every time Clinton laughs.
Drink two if Clinton says name of a corporation, like Xerox.
Drink two and a half sips for any mention of “green” or emerging green technologies.
Drink three if Clinton makes eye contact directly with Obama.
Drink three is one of them touch one another during the debate. Finish your drink if it’s to make a negative point rather than a “I’m so happy to be here with you” point.
Drink four if Clinton threatens to cry.
Drink five if Obama mentions or references William Jefferson Clinton.
If Clinton can get Obama to accuse her of “dirty tricks” (i.e. planting the recent photo in traditional African garb) finish the bottle.
Final drink — If Bush is mentioned more than McCain, grab another bottle and finish it.