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I think I’ve found my sarcasm soul mate (sorry, JOTUS).  Recently, I came across the site I’m Bringing Blogging Back.  To be honest, I haven’t really read much of the site.  I’m just obsessed with the “Harriet Carter” tag.  Each week it features a couple products and photos from the Harriet Carter catalog.  You know, the catalog with the 80s models (by which I mean models with hairdos from 1980 and octogenarians) and kooky products.  The catalog is also a good test for whether or not you’re old.  If you ever see a product and think “Ooooh, that could come in handy!”  you may as well hike up your pants and move to Florida. 

Each week the comments on the featured products are hilarious.   You must read the full Harriet Carter tag archives.  Here’s a taste:

Where’s my t-shirt that says, “No Shit, Ugly.” This sexy beast has a sexified nightgown, or “Sexgown” as I like to call it, that says, “Not Tonight Deer.” Um, yeah. Actually thanks for the night off. No really, thanks. I’m not sure if while you’re doing your hair right now you have access to a mirror or mirror-like substance, but you are wearing a nightgown/sexgown with deers dressed up on it in a bathrobe and slippers. Yeah, you do. Really. Check it out. Oh, and you also have 3 rollers in your hair. Yeah, you do. Look up. They’re in just the front of your hair. Alright! There’s nothing I like more then to have my girl curling her bangs before bed. Hot hot hot! Sexxxxxy. Even better bring that hairdryer with you because I love seeing how knotty your hair is in the wind. Hot. Is that some gum I see in there too? Sweet, bring it into the bedroom with us. Is this chick for real? Don’t flatter yourself you cocky bitch. Wow, did I just get mad at the sexgown model? Hmmm. Interesting. Perhaps I have some resentment issues at the moment. Hmmm. Food for thought. Well, thanks Harriet for helping me to work through some of my issues. Now get your fine ass into that sexgown and swing by my apartment you naughty little douche.

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