Yet aren’t there a whole LOT of gods out there? Why yes, there are.

And if you toss a dart at a map, and it hits a prosperous, safe, well fed nation with individual freedoms and opportunity, it hit a Christian nation - specifically, a PROTESTANT Christian nation.

The Catholic nations suck as badly as all the other idol bowing nations.

Oddly enough, the next most prosperous nations are the atheistic nations of China and Russia. It’s almost as if a Jealous Christian God is saying, “Thou shalt have no other gods before me [before my eyes].” But we know that can’t be true, cuz Christians are all idiots, right?

Is my dart hysterical? Is it brainwashed? Is it a victim of going to too many Baptist Conventions?

Or is it simply pointing out the obvious, that “Blessed is the nation whose God is the [Christian] Lord”?

Are you listening, Buddhism? Islam? Hinduism? Zoroastrianism? Evolution? Where are the blessings of your gods and your beliefs upon the world? Where is the manifestation of glory? Where is the food that falls from YOUR master’s table to feed “even the dogs” such as me? Yet my God’s people feed virtually every culture on the face of this Earth. And we’ll feed Mars, too.

George Carlin spent his life bashing Christ, who spent His life loving and dying for George.

I hope for George’s sake, that he was right about Jesus, and not the other way around.

Now go and bash someone else’s god for a change, all you dart-hating comedians out there.

Favorite moment: Ann and Jay are discussing how her book “Godless” has so upset liberals:

Ann: “I understand you had an Ann Coulter joke last night, Jay.”
Leno: “Oh, I have a bunch of Ann Coulter jokes all the time.”
Ann: “…that I was worried about Dorothy’s house falling on me.”
Leno: “Yeah…”
Ann: “Well, from MY perspective, I’m Dorothy…
Leno: “Really!?”
Ann: “And I just dropped my house on the mainstream media!”

Haha, gotta love it (I saved the show and am watching the segment right now),