This is my new favorite show.

I can’t imagine anyone still reads this blog, so instead I’ll just use it for venting purposes.  For instance, the following things are really getting on my nerves:

- Marley & Me movie previews.  The book is about a man (or family) and Marley the dog.  The movie is NOT about some love story between Jennifer Anisten’s character (in any movie) and Owen Wilson’s character (in any movie). 

- I’m sick of photo Christmas cards.  They require zero effort from the sender.  I don’t need a picture of your kids and the guilt that comes from eventually throwing it away.  (Dogs are ok.)

- People that blame you when they don’t buy a gift, i.e. “You didn’t tell me what you wanted for Christmas, so I didn’t get you anything.”  First of all, we’re all adults now.  If I “need” something, I usually buy it.  So, yeah, I’m not going to give you a list of things I’ve been meaning to buy (trouser socks, Ann Coulter’s new book, Aveeno lotion, etc.).  Second of all, I didn’t ask you for a list, but I still managed to buy thoughtful/awesome gifts.  Third of all, I don’t know your budget and don’t want to be presumptuous.  This year one friend bought me a Blu-Ray player (yay!) and another bought me a Simpsons calendar (yay!).  Both were appreciated.

Merry Christmas!