Tit-tering
Written by Lotus on Sunday, 28 of June , 2009 at 11:44 am
Republican women are often accused of being prudes. There’s a growing trend to prove otherwise among those who get face time in the media. Over the last few days I’ve noticed that a couple Republicans are taking to Twitter to discuss some pressing issues — boobs.
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Here are just a few tweets that caught my eye:
AmandaCarpenter Hey, Obama. Tell me why I can get a price quote and appotment for a boob job faster online versus a mammogram? (Pssst…private market…) [In all fairness, Amanda is not talking about herself]
McCainBlogette http://twitpic.com/8677b - I was just sent this pic, it looks like the reporter is trying to get a quote from my boobs [Translation: LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!!!]
McCainBlogette I have to have some ridic fun sometimes, a sense of humor is the key to everything. its funny, my boobs can give my quotes from now on! [They might be more coherent!]
McCainBlogette I love people that tell me “I’m doing damage to the GOP”, yeah cause Donald Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Sen. Ensign, Gov Sanford and the entire [cont.] Bush administration have nothing to do with the GOP’s problems, no…it’s my 5″1 ass in a pushup bra thats the real problem with the GOP… [Reminder: I HAVE BOOBS!!!!!]
LeslieSanchez @McCainBlogette i thought you were going to say you were still getting used to the push up bra. LOLz 
[I have a strict policy of never taking political advice from someone who writes LOLz]
Clearly, Meghan McCain is at the forefront of the tit-tering movement. This is because her rack probably is her greatest contribution to the GOP.
Unfortunately for them, everyone knows that I’ve already declared myself to be the titular head of the conservative movement. Now if I could just master The Other McCain’s Rule 5, more people would know it.
I know what you’re thinking. What’s next, blogging about Congressman Andy Schock’s abs?
UPDATE: Link-love from The Other McCain (or in this case The OTHER Other McCain). Would it be appropriate to add this quote from him to my resume? “So if you want to stay abreast of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, she’s the LOTUS with the mostest. Read all her posts, because her conservative principles are real and they’re spectacular.”
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Comment by Ira
Made Sunday, 28 of June , 2009 at 4:02 pm
I gotta admit (based on this one picture) that she is pretty good looking… Kind of like a young Hillary Clinton, only a whole lot more attractive, don’t you think?
Comment by BD57
Made Sunday, 28 of June , 2009 at 4:22 pm
I thought her boobs were doing the talking …
Comment by Annoyed
Made Thursday, 15 of October , 2009 at 10:42 am
“it’s my 5?1 ass…”
Ignoring her not knowing how to properly abbreviate feet and inches, my question is…Is her ass really five feet, 1 inch across?
That’s almost two ax handles wide.
Maybe she should try Jenny Craig.
Comment by Annoyed
Made Thursday, 15 of October , 2009 at 10:44 am
“it’s my 5?1 ass…”
Ignoring her not knowing how to properly abbreviate feet and inches, my question is…Is her ass really five feet, 1 inch across?
That’s almost two ax handles wide.
Maybe she should try Jenny Craig.
Comment by Annoyed at annoyed
Made Tuesday, 20 of October , 2009 at 6:50 am
@Annoyed
Wow sarcasm. Way to look like a fucking dick. Keep trying to pull the stick a little further out your ass. Maybe you won’t take things so literally with the stick completely out of there.
Who cares?! Her beautiful cleavage is showing. Fucking christ I hate you bummers of society.
Comment by ZOOSETUBSPABE
Made Tuesday, 2 of March , 2010 at 7:18 am
OMG! - How can people like Bernaldo Bicoy - who is a twice convicted child molestor get bail?
This homosexual community spokesman impersonated himself as a lawyer and Venture Capital - VC Research Expert with a slippery tongue to win trust of kids. Out of all people, the gov releases him home?
Damn streets of Lake Forest are now dangerous. How can I petition?
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