Stormy’s Platform

Written by Lotus on Wednesday, 7 of April , 2010 at 9:23 pm

For those unsure of where adult film star (and likely Senate candidate) Stormy Daniels stands on the issues, I’ve put together this handy guide based on her extensive filmography.

Operation Tropical Stormy (Strong on national defense)

The Price of Lust (Concerned with rising cost of living and inflation)

Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre (Able to relate to blue collar workers)

Spreading My Seed (Supports America’s agriculture)

Porking with Pride (Supports 4-H programs)

Thumpin’ Melons (Supports America’s farmers)

Trailer Trash Nurses (Supports continued education programs for single mothers)

Space Nuts (Supports increased NASA funding)

Breast Friends (Supports buddy check breast cancer education)

Finally Legal (Supports voter registration drives)

Young and Anal (Supports Congressional internship program for detail-oriented students)

Bless Their Little Holes (Supports midnight golf for inner city youth)

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LOTUS lives in Northern Virginia. NOTE: The views expressed on LOTUS blog are the author’s alone. Organizations listed on this blog are for identification purposes only.