Republican women are often accused of being prudes.  There’s a growing trend to prove otherwise among those who get face time in the media.  Over the last few days I’ve noticed that a couple Republicans are taking to Twitter to discuss some pressing issues — boobs.

Here are just a few tweets that caught my eye:

AmandaCarpenter Hey, Obama. Tell me why I can get a price quote and appotment for a boob job faster online versus a mammogram? (Pssst…private market…) [In all fairness, Amanda is not talking about herself]

McCainBlogette http://twitpic.com/8677b - I was just sent this pic, it looks like the reporter is trying to get a quote from my boobs [Translation: LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!!!]

McCainBlogette I have to have some ridic fun sometimes, a sense of humor is the key to everything. its funny, my boobs can give my quotes from now on! [They might be more coherent!]

McCainBlogette I love people that tell me “I’m doing damage to the GOP”, yeah cause Donald Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Sen. Ensign, Gov Sanford and the entire [cont.] Bush administration have nothing to do with the GOP’s problems, no…it’s my 5″1 ass in a pushup bra thats the real problem with the GOP… [Reminder: I HAVE BOOBS!!!!!]

LeslieSanchez @McCainBlogette i thought you were going to say you were still getting used to the push up bra. LOLz [I have a strict policy of never taking political advice from someone who writes LOLz]

Clearly, Meghan McCain is at the forefront of the tit-tering movement.  This is because her rack probably is her greatest contribution to the GOP. 

Unfortunately for them, everyone knows that I’ve already declared myself to be the titular head of the conservative movement.  Now if I could just master The Other McCain’s Rule 5, more people would know it.

I know what you’re thinking.  What’s next, blogging about Congressman Andy Schock’s abs? 

UPDATE: Link-love from The Other McCain (or in this case The OTHER Other McCain).  Would it be appropriate to add this quote from him to my resume?  “So if you want to stay abreast of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, she’s the LOTUS with the mostest. Read all her posts, because her conservative principles are real and they’re spectacular.”

I’ve decided to put my coworkers into diabetic shock.  Exhibit A: The Cookie Brownie Pie.  I found the recipe on Twitter via @JPFreire.  Pie crust + layer of chocolate chip cookie + Ghiradelli brownie (though recipe uses cake) + cream cheese icing + red, white and blue sprinkles.  The Cookie Brownie Pies are too cute to cut into, so all I have is this photo for now.  Photos on CakeSpy are better though.

 Some live twittering from @CPACnews

 Bret Baier just summarized all 13 of Obama’s answers in less than 60 seconds.
14 minutes ago from web

Actually, Obama’s job is not to ask US auto companies why they aren’t doing better hybrids.
17 minutes ago from web

I am approx. 5-10 years older than the Time mag WH correspondent. Boo
20 minutes ago from web

Fact check: BET says unemployment rate for black men in NYC is 50%. Can that be true?
26 minutes ago from web

RT @mkhammer RT @thegoldfarb: keep waterboarding safe, legal and rare.
27 minutes ago from web

Telemundo asks if Obama will reach out to McCain on immigration reform. He won’t have to reach very far…
30 minutes ago from web

@MattMackowiak Thanks! I get all you non-descript white guys mixed up
36 minutes ago from web in reply to MattMackowiak

Obama says he’s pro-choice bc it’s a hard choice for women. I’m pro-driving drunk bc it’s hard to tell if you’re buzzed or drunk.
38 minutes ago from web

Wow, pretty good questions tonight. Who is the Freedom of Choice Act guy? Is he from CBN?
40 minutes ago from web

It would be great it have a stop watch thingy on the screen to see how long answer is.
42 minutes ago from web

Obama: Specter will be liberated by being in Dem Caucus. Ha — Specter’s been close-mouthed up until now?!?!?
44 minutes ago from web

I wonder if Helen Thomas will get a question tonight. 1 dollar says she’ll somehow attack Bush’s policies.
about 1 hour ago from web

A lot of kids are going to be Googling “flu symptoms” this week in order to get out of school.
about 1 hour ago from web

kingsthings (Larry King) last night’s show with Ashton was probably the most exciting we’ve done since the Nafta debate

Steve_Buscemi is definitely an assman…you’re either an assman or a dumbass man. [If you’re on Twitter, Mr. Buscemi is worth following.  Very funny.]

michaelianblack If my life ever comes down to a choice between “ice cream” or “not ice cream,” I’m going to choose ice cream. Consequences be damned.

diablocody Pretty actresses saying “I look like a tranny” is the new “I’m sooo fat.”

DonnieWahlberg Know this- I cherish the gift. The power of a hug. The magic of a smile. You all give me as much as I give you! It matters. ALL OF IT!

Jonasbrothers Tacos rule - joe

Celebrities are just like us!  Boring, lazy, vapid and bad spellers.  Some tweets that caught my eye this week:

THE_REAL_Shaq Pullin up to grtaceland in about twenty minutes, is this were elvis is really from

aplusk [Ashton Kutcher] does wiping up your spit with a napkin and some fantastic reduce the manly nature of the act of spitting

McCainBlogette [Megan McCain, age 24] My article on the republican party and the gay community comes out tomorrow. One of the most important things I have written.

LadyGaGa Palm springs, white party I’m ready for u. Might pee a little I’m so excited to see the boys xxx

iamdiddy [P Diddy/Sean Combs] Micheal jackson and Prince are the greatest!!!!!!

MileyCyrus recording wiff friends is fun!