Fifty Questions

Written by Lotus on Sunday, 7 of October , 2007 at 12:36 pm

Answers by LOTUS

1. Do you like cheese?

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?  [WTF?]

3. Do you own a gun?

4. Your favorite song?
Eleanor Rigby by Aretha Franklin (but ask me again tomorrow)

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, because I don’t go to the doctor. I’m not necessarily healthy, just stubborn.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
The more you eat, the more often you have to go to a doctor, so I don’t eat them very often.

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
That sad Christmas song by the Beatles

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet Coke

9. Can you do push ups?
Only the girl kind.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes, if you don’t count hair.

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
A sapphire ring my ex got me. It’s a reminder that even the worst relationships are a means to getting good jewelry.

12. Favorite Hobby?
Sun worshipping

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Laughing at their jokes

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I’m bored. Is this quiz almost over?

15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
I’m a self-hater.

16. Middle Name?

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Am I revealing too much?
I feel bad about what I said about past relationships and jewelry.
BOTUS has been sleeping all day.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Black boots from Macy’s, a Crown and Diet Coke, Parking

19. Name 3 things you usually drink?
Diet Coke, Water, Crown Royal (those are literally the only things I drink)

20. Current worry right now?
I need to fit in a vet appointment for BOTUS

21. Current hate? or pet peeve?
Long quizzes

22. Favorite place to be?
On the beach

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
I can’t remember.

24. Where would you like to go?
Italy, among many, many, many other places.

25. Name three people who will complete this and return?
Toni, Jennifer and my assistant because I will make him

26. Do you own slippers?
Yes, but I mostly walk around barefoot

27. What shirt are you wearing?
White t-shirt (and bottoms, though you didn’t ask)

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No, I’m not a bachelor living in the 80s

29. Can you whistle?

30. Favorite color?

31. Would you be a pirate?
Only for the booty

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
This morning I was singing “Bear Necessities” from The Jungle Book

33. Favorite girl’s name?

34. Favorite boy’s name?

35. What’s in your pocket right now?
I don’t have any pockets

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Probably a joke

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Nothing special comes to mind. I did have a Garfield sleeping bag though.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Torn ACL

39. Do you love where you live?
Yes, but I’m not in love with it.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?

41. Who is your loudest friend?

42. Who is your most silent friend?
He hasn’t told me his name yet

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Why? Have you heard something?

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?

45. What is your favorite book?
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans because I did the research for it

46. What is your favorite candy?
Heath Bar

47. Favorite Sports Team?
Florida State Seminoles, Tampa Bay Bucs

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Peace in the Valley by Elvis Presley

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Watching a rerun of Sex and the City

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Why is the phone ringing at 8:30 a.m.?

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